Others:
How hurt are you?
Bard:
I only have 4hp left of 12.
DM:
Come on guys, let's roleplay this a little bit. Don't just say your hp, instead say things like "I'm very hurt" or "just a bit bruised" or stuff like that.
Others:
Ok, so, how hurt are you?
Bard:
I'm feeling pretty bad
Bard:
In fact, on a scale of 0 to 12...

Preoccupation with philosophy more than anything else may give us the stubborn illusion that we are thinking just because we are incessantly “philosophizing”.

( Heidegger, What is Called Thinking? )
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GPOY  From Pictures for Sad Children

polymathmo:

GPOY
From Pictures for Sad Children

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You can exercise yourself right into enlightenment…Will power and heart can push you right beyond the infinite…So the next time you hit the track, do an extra lap…Awakening will be your reward so don’t hold yourself back

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I:
I gave Cat sausage and now he won't leave me alone when I take it out.
Boyfriend:
You can't DO that! You give it to them once and then they beg for it every time!
Meanwhile...
Daughter:
Daddy can I have dessert?
Boyfriend:
No.
Daughter:
Can I have ice cream?
Boyfriend:
No.
Daughter:
Can I have chocolate?
Boyfriend:
No.
Daughter:
Daddy can I have ...
Boyfriend:
No.